What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

But this is not

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?